Poop Emoji Cupcakes

October 18: National Chocolate Cupcake Day

Although 2020 turned out to be a crappy year due to the coronavirus, it gave us all some extra time to reflect on the positive things in life and appreciate what we do have…like our health. We thank God that we have not contracted COVID-19 and that all of our medical test results were normal (including a negative result for the coronavirus).

To celebrate passing her poop test (Cologuard), Islander made chocolate cupcakes and decorated them as the popular emoji. They are perfectly paired with our toilet paper cake and are a fun food for National Chocolate Cupcake Day.

Recipe

For the chocolate cupcakes

For the chocolate buttercream frosting

  • ½ cup (1 stick) butter, softened
  • 2-3 tablespoons cocoa powder
  • 3 cups powdered sugar
  • 2+ tablepoons whipping cream

Directions

Bake chocolate cupcakes, cool and set aside.

Make the chocolate frosting. In a mixing bowl, cream the butter until smooth. Add the cocoa powder and beat until well blended. Gradually add the powdered sugar. Thin to piping consistency with whipping cream.

Fill a piping bag outfitted with a large round decorating tip. Pipe swirls on top of the cupcakes, starting from the bottom and squeezing to layer up to a tip. Roll out white fondant to 1/16 inch-thickness. Use ½-inch round decorating tip to cut circles. Slice in half to make the mouth. Position the mouth on the cupcake. Finish decorating the cupcake with candy eyes. Refrigerate to set the frosting. Bring to room temperature to serve.

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes

February: Washington’s Birthday/Lincoln’s Birthday/Presidents’ Day (third Monday in February)

The first president of the United States of America is often associated with cherries. George Washington chopping down a cherry tree as a child and admitting the truth that he did it is actually a myth. His name is also linked to the state that is the largest supplier of the fruit in the country. The close dates of the birthdays of Washington (February 22, 1732) and another great and reputably honest president, Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809), are observed together annually as Presidents’ Day on the third Monday of February.

Pretty please, with a cherry on top, celebrate this national holiday with chocolate cherry cola cupcakes. We chose to make this dessert for this blog post because it is both National Cherry Month and National Chocolate Month as well. Two fabulous flavors, two presidential birthdays, one delightful dessert! Indulge!

Recipe

(Adapted from Betty Crocker)

For the chocolate cherry cola cupcakes

  • 2 jars of maraschino cherries (with or without stems)
  • 1 box devil’s food cake mix
  • 1 cup cherry cola carbonated beverage
  • ½ cup vegetable or canola oil
  • 3 eggs

Directions

Drain the cherries, reserving some of the juice for the frosting recipe and also saving around 30 cherries for the topping. Chop the remaining cherries into little pieces and set aside. In a large mixing bowl, combine the cake mix and moisten with cherry cola.

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes

Add the oil, eggs and ¼ cup cherry juice. Mix well. Fold in the chopped cherries.

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes

Scoop batter no more than 2/3 full into cupcake papers lining a muffin pan. Bake in a preheated oven at 350 degrees F for 25-35 minutes, testing with a toothpick for doneness. Remove from the oven and transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Yield: Approximately 30 cupcakes.

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes

For the cherry buttercream frosting

  • 1 stick (½ cup) butter, softened
  • 3-4 cups powdered sugar, sifted
  • 1 teaspoon cherry flavor/extract
  • 4+ tablespoons maraschino cherry juice (reserved from above)
  • red food coloring (optional)

Directions

Cream the butter with the sugar until smooth. Add the cherry extract and mix well.

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes

Tint to the desired shade of pink with a few drops of red food coloring (optional). Thin the frosting to spreadable/piping consistency with the cherry juice. Frost the cupcakes (or use tip 1M and a pastry bag to pipe swirls).

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes

For the cherry topping and chocolate ganache drizzles

  • maraschino cherries, dried
  • 4 ounces chocolate (we used one bar of Baker’s brand chocolate)
  • ¼ cup heavy whipping cream

Directions

Wash and dry the remaining 30 maraschino cherries, gently squeezing out the excess juice. Dry on paper towels. Melt the chocolate. Stir in the cream until smooth and well blended.

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes

Allow the ganache to cool and thicken (this may take several minutes, depending on the room temperature; may speed up the process by refrigerating but watch carefully for the consistency). Pour a spoonful of the ganache over the chocolate and allow to drip down the sides. Top with a maraschino cherry.

Chocolate Cherry Cola Cupcakes 

Notes

  • Many boxed cake mixes used to by 18.25 ounces. Nowadays they are 15.25-16.5 ounces. Add six tablespoons of flour to the cake mix to compensate for the difference.
  • Double the recipe for the frosting and ganache if decorating the cupcakes in a full and fancy style.
  • The reserved maraschino cherry juice could be substituted for the cherry cola, kirsch or water.

 

Beer and Sauerkraut Fudge Cupcakes

with Chocolate Beer Frosting

Beer and Sauerkraut Fudge Cupcakes

October: Oktoberfest

Islander was the matron of honor at her friend Lisa L.’s wedding in Germany a few years ago. She appreciated how Lisa observed several cultural customs, such as polterabend (plate smashing), baumstamm sägen (log sawing) and “bride kidnapping”. It was fun and memorable to experience a traditional German wedding!

Oktoberfest was originally a royal wedding celebration in Bavaria, Germany, for Crown Prince Ludwig (later King Ludwig I) who married Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen in 1810. The citizens partied for several days in their honor and the anniversary has evolved into the world-famous festival, making Munich a popular drinking destination. German immigrants brought their beer and culture to America. Now several communities and groups around the country host Oktoberfests.

For a Deutschland-inspired dessert to share at German ethnic events, we made unusual cupcakes called Schokoladenkleine kuchen mit Bier und Sauerkraut. They are surprisingly sweet, moist and fudgy, with a slightly crisp texture from the sour cabbage. And the chocolate beer frosting is delicious and a creamy complement to the cupcakes.

Observe Oktoberfest by baking beer and sauerkraut fudge cupcakes with chocolate beer frosting. Prosit!

Recipe

(Adapted from Food Network)

For the cupcakes

  • 10 tablespoons butter, softened
  • 1 ½ cups sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • ½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 2 ¼ cups flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 cup dark beer
  • 2/3 cup sauerkraut
  • 1 cup raisins (optional)

Directions

In a large mixing bowl, cream the butter with the sugar. Stir in the vanilla. Beat in the eggs.

Beer and Sauerkraut Fudge Cupcakes

In a separate bowl, combine the cocoa powder, flour, baking powder and baking soda. Gradually add this mixture, alternating with the beer, to the butter mixture. Blend until smooth. Drain the liquid from the sauerkraut. Fold the sauerkraut into the chocolate batter. Stir in the raisins.

Beer and Sauerkraut Fudge Cupcakes

Scoop the batter 2/3 full into cupcake paper liners. Bake in a preheated oven at 350 degrees for 35 minutes. Remove from the oven and transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Yield: Approximately 2 ½ dozen cupcakes.

Beer and Sauerkraut Fudge Cupcakes

For the frosting

  • ½ cup (1 stick) butter, softened
  • pinch of salt
  • 5 tablespoons (1/3 cup) unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 3-4 cups powdered sugar, divided use
  • 1/3 cup dark beer

Directions

In a mixing bowl, cream the butter with the salt. Add one cup of powdered sugar and the cocoa powder and blend until smooth. Pour in a little beer, alternating with the remaining powdered sugar.

Beer and Sauerkraut Fudge Cupcakes

Blend until the frosting is smooth and the desired spreadable consistency is reached. Frost the cupcakes. Decorate with mini Oktoberfest flags (optional).

Beer and Sauerkraut Fudge Cupcakes

Notes

  • Oktoberfest actually starts in late-September and lasts 16 days, ending around the first weekend of October. Learn more about the original Oktoberfest in Munich, Bavaria, Germany, by visiting the official website.
  • For a less “stringy” sauerkraut texture in the cupcakes, finely cut up the cabbage before mixing into the batter.
  • For more German recipes, see our previous posts for apfel strudel, Black Forest cake, German-style potato salad, stollen (fruitcake) and wienerschnitzel. Search our blog for additional dishes from Deutschland.