Freaky Finger Cookies

Freaky Finger Cookies

October 31: Halloween

There is nothing lady-like about these freaky finger cookies as the dainty dessert gets a monstrous makeover for Halloween! These almond-flavored bloody biscuits look terrible but taste terrific. Friends look forward to us sharing these spooky snacks at social gatherings around this time of the year.  Trick or treat, these freaky finger cookies are good to eat!

Recipe

(Adapted from Britta)

Ingredients

  • 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, room temperature
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1 teaspoon almond extract
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 2 2/3 cups flour
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 3-4 dozen almonds, whole or half, with or without skins
  • 1 tube red gel icing (we used Wilton brand)
  • red food color liquid (we used McCormick brand)

Directions

In a large mixing bowl, cream the butter with the sugar. Beat in the egg, almond extract and vanilla. Gradually blend in the flour and salt. Mix the dough until smooth. Shape into a large ball and cover with a plastic wrap. Refrigerate for half an hour to firm up the dough.

Freaky Finger Cookies

Pinch out about 1 ½-inch balls from the cold dough and roll them into finger shapes, leaving a few bumps and puffs for the knuckles. Place on a greased cookie sheet about an inch apart from each other. Add an almond on the tip of each cookie.

Freaky Finger Cookies

Using a paring knife, make a few slashes to resemble the skin folds of fingers.  Bake in a preheated oven at 375 degrees F for 20-25 minutes. Remove from the oven. While still hot, dab the red gel icing underneath the almond to secure the “nail” in place.

Freaky Finger Cookies

Let the cookies cool to a crisp. Decorate with red gel icing. To serve on a bloody platter, line it with a cheesecloth or gauze and tape it down with bandages. Drop a few liquid red food coloring randomly on the fabric and let dry. Arrange the cookies on the platter and serve. Yield: 3-4 dozen cookies.

Freaky Finger Cookies

Notes

  • We omitted the baking powder in the original recipe because the cookies kept puffing up and losing their slender shape in the oven. We also refrigerated the formed finger cookies for another half hour before baking.
  • Blend in green food coloring to the dough before baking to make a wicked witch’s or Frankenstein’s monster finger cookies.

 

Brain Gelatin

Brain Gelatin

October 31: Halloween

Dr. Hannibal Lecter is our maniacal medical movie muse when we make a brain-shaped gelatin for Halloween parties and potlucks. The gross looking but great tasting gray matter always freaks out folks! What makes this festive, fat-free food more fabulous is that it does not require brain surgery to create something this creepy (although a specialized mold is needed for the operation). Simply set the solidified brain on a stainless steel or metal plate and drip bloody red gel icing in the wrinkles and folds for a freshly-extracted, neurosurgical presentation. Both cannibals and clinicians alike are sure to savor this sweet and smart centerpiece!

Recipe

(Adapted from Archie McPhee)

Ingredients

  • 4 small (3 ounces each) boxes of peach or watermelon flavor gelatin mix (we used Jell-O brand) [total ounces = 12]
  • 1 ¾ cups boiling water
  • ¾ cup cold water
  • 9 ounces fat-free evaporated milk (must be fat-free or “brain” will curdle)
  • food coloring (red, green and blue)
  • 1 tube of red icing gel (we used Wilton brand)

Directions

In a large bowl, pour the boiling water over the gelatin. Stir until dissolved. Mix in the cold water. Add the milk and stir. Slowly put a few drops of green, blue and red food coloring until the desired shade of gray is reached.

Brain Gelatin

Pour into the lightly oiled mold about a quarter inch from the top. Place in a shallow bowl to stabilize the mold and level the contents. Allow the bubbles to settle slightly at room temperature for about half an hour before covering with a plastic wrap. Refrigerate overnight. Invert the gelatin onto a plate, shaking the mold gently to loosen if necessary. Decorate with red gel icing. Refrigerate until ready to serve. Slice off pieces with a scalpel knife.

Brain Gelatin

Notes

  • We purchased the brain gelatin mold from Archie McPhee novelties online store. They may also be available at seasonal retail locations, specialized Halloween shops or party stores.

 

Meringue Skeleton Bones

Meringue Skeleton Bones

October 31: Halloween

Brittle bones are scary if diagnosed with osteoporosis like Islander. But ‘dem bones make for frightfully fun fat-free cookies for Halloween and All Souls’ Day/El Día de los Muertos (Mexicans celebrate the Day of the Dead on November 2). They also make for an incorrect but interesting anatomy lesson and an (incr)edible evangelization experience when discussing Ezekiel 37:1-14!

Recipe

(Adapted from Britta)

  • 3 egg whites
  • ¼ teaspoon cream of tartar
  • pinch of salt
  • 2/3 cup sugar (granulated white)
  • ½ teaspoon vanilla

Directions

With a handmixer or in a stand mixer, beat the egg whites with the cream of tartar and pinch of salt until fluffy. Gradually add the sugar and continue to beat until shiny. Stir in the vanilla.

Meringue Skeleton Bones

Fill a pastry bag fitted with a large round tip (we used Wilton tip 10) with the meringue. Pipe 3-inch long bone shapes on top of a parchment paper-lined cookie sheet. Bake in a preheated oven at 200 degrees F for an hour. Turn off the oven and leave the meringues to dry for another hour. Remove from the oven and carefully peel off the meringues from the parchment paper. Store in an airtight container until ready to serve on a platter. Yield: Approximately 3-4 dozen meringue skeleton bone cookies.

Meringue Skeleton Bones

Notes

  • Lyrics, music and video of the spiritual song “Dem Bones” or “Dry Bones” can be found on the Kididdles website.
  • October 20 is World Osteoporosis Day. Please pray for those afflicted with this bone condition and support any research, education and awareness programs.